I am a 6ft tall, dark-skinned, slim, quiet, analytical, attentive, patient, nice, romantic, understanding guy with a reasonable sense of humor...

I believe that there is no better situation where action speaks louder than words than when it comes to commitment.

If you meet men who always talk and talk and talk about relationship commitment, forget it. Most of them can’t even commit to crossing a Lagos express road.

Real men “demonstrate” commitment.

Me? Well, I’m just an ordinary gentleman who has never given a flower to a lady before, though I’d like to try it out someday. Does that stuff really thrill you ladies? I’d like to know before I try it; before I go and make a compound fool of myself.

Here’s another thing that makes me different from many other guys. I’m a Christian, but I don’t like ladies that go to church too much (3 times a week) and proclaim themselves God-fearing Daughters of Christ, as though they spend christmas every year in Heaven at a table-for-two with angel Michael.

I don’t think they can be trusted

Maybe it’s just me and my wild imagination; maybe I’m an animal that doesn’t deserve to be listened to, fine, but I’ve had some shocking indirect experiences.

Hey, sorry, sometimes I tend to ramble and talk too much like a parrot that won a beauty pageant. It’s one of my few bad characters.

Another bad character I have is that I love to kiss a lot. I’m almost addicted to kissing the lips of someone I love. In fact, I could kiss for lunch and dinner and still go to bed not feeling hungry.

My God, that’s a serious problem!

Well, some people may not consider it a bad character. It depends on where you stand morally, I guess.

Finally, I’m a very cautious gentleman who is scared of hurting a lady. I’ve observed that if a lady determines to hurt a man back (tit for tat), that man is in more trouble than Chibok girls.

Do you know the difference between an angry lady and Boko Haram terrorists? The difference is that Boko Haram operates only in north-east Nigeria.

In view of this fact, I do my best to respect and “honor” any lady who is with me.

I’m a freelance internet marketer, creative writer and a trader. Yes, call me Jack of all trade. But I’m master of one or two. I’m not making a lot of money yet, but God dey win.

I’ve lived in Lagos for only three years, so I’m still learning my ways around the city.

If you fancy my profile, may I ask for your hand in…friendship? LOL.