It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her
husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that
night when she was getting undressed for bed, he
noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?"
he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On
the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry
Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they
tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why
did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't
complain that there's never anything to eat between
Christmas and New Years!"